olanrogers:

Treats for Two.

https://vine.co/v/OajEUBxuJLq

lol!!

POSTED September 14, 2014 @ 21:17 WITH 6,785 notes
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radical-beta:

when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you

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Yes!

POSTED September 14, 2014 @ 07:34 WITH 117,003 notes
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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

LMAO!!!

POSTED September 12, 2014 @ 16:36 WITH 214,089 notes
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  • Me: It's soooo hot out.
  • Mom: Maybe you shouldn't wear black shirts all the time.
  • Me: What the fuck did you just say
POSTED September 12, 2014 @ 16:35 WITH 51,078 notes
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thehumanbutt:

congalineofdurin:

lifting-spirits:

mr-noodle-arms:

willycheesesteak:

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better

READ THE COMMENT

Vin Diesel is actually precious and we must protect him

Awwwwww!!

POSTED September 12, 2014 @ 16:29 WITH 130,221 notes
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Man of Steel Behind of Scenes → “Fishing Village Scene”

"It was a shot that we knew was gonna be very important to sort of establish the physique of Superman. And Henry knew, we had all planned on that moment, as well as the oil rig but this moment in particular, we really wanted to show that what you see with the Man of Steel is what you get." - Zack Synder

Mmmmmm, bae!

POSTED September 12, 2014 @ 16:05 WITH 602 notes
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http://www.gofundme.com/edpc8w 

sonicecho:

If anyone can spread this around, please do. Hannah, 10 years old, was just orphaned in a murder-suicide committed by her father on the 10th while she was in the house. Hannah has been a poster child for the March of Dimes as she was born at 24 weeks. If anyone can help or get this to a more visible blog, please do.

POSTED September 12, 2014 @ 15:29 WITH 2 notes
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morganperreault:

cancerchild:

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

As a retail employee, I can verify that this is 100% accurate.

Yup at Michael Kors and Abercrombie we’d just go in the back chill and talk shit and snack for a bit anytime someone asks for something from the back, managers don’t even care they just laugh

Target backroom kind of looks like this! That’s why I love walking back there! :D

morganperreault:

cancerchild:

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

As a retail employee, I can verify that this is 100% accurate.

Yup at Michael Kors and Abercrombie we’d just go in the back chill and talk shit and snack for a bit anytime someone asks for something from the back, managers don’t even care they just laugh

Target backroom kind of looks like this! That’s why I love walking back there! :D

POSTED September 12, 2014 @ 15:26 WITH 86,018 notes
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OMG!! So cute!

POSTED September 11, 2014 @ 17:26 WITH 202,485 notes
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