Do you ever want to talk to someone but
1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
You smooth motherfucker
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
YES!!! SO MUCH!!!
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
Whenever I need a hairtie, I look for my cats and see if any are around them lol
Reblogging again for the extra doggies!
A lot of freaking dogs lol
Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.
LMAO!! Are you serious lol
Oh my god!
that’s the whole movie